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Dead Bug, a poem by J. Plottes, USA Other Funny Poems Other Funny Sonnets Poems DUAL CATEGORY THIS POET COUNTRIES Categories: Funny Poems & Funny Sonnets Poetry Viewed 7311 times Author: J. Plottes, USA Share Poem Dead Bug Why did you buzz my tower? Did you think you had all the power? As you perch on my nose cleaning your legs, Totally ingoring my pleas and begs, Swatter within my grasp, Get ready to take your last gasp, SPLAT! Your dead... May the bannana in the trash can be your deathbed... \ / (x.x) ll ll R.I.P The last fly who landed on my nose. Click to purchase Print 119009 0 Other Author Poems Robin Hood And Maid Marian Guitar Of Pearl Recent Site Documents Just Among Friends (A24) Blog by: Chris Johnson ARE LARGE PHARMACUTICAL COMPANIES PLAYING SCROOGE Blog by: Marcia Schechinger Code Red! (A tale of a media man) Short Story by: Edgar Eslit CONGRATULATORY SPEECH Blog by: Dowell Oba finally... Short Story by: bahar sarafrazi Why I Write About Monsters Blog by: Kristine Trudeau Wonder of Wonders Blog by: Rajaram Ramachandran One upon a time.. Blog by: Pattra Shuwaswat The Rockhill Cosmo and Her Butterfly-I Short Story by: Yarpei Shatsang THE RESPECTFUL TRIBUTE Blog by: Khadera Nargis         If you like this poem, post a message below to the poet!   To Respond, enter a note and then click the "Post Response" button below   Your Response:   Your Name   Your Country       Here are the previous Messages left about this Poem From Comment about poem or author Response Country Response Added paul stannard liking this.. short and sweet but funny ! UK 3/29/2009 8:09:07 AM jaylene cool mexico 3/16/2009 11:00:26 PM brianna nice usa 11/4/2008 10:01:15 PM brianna nice poem dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dudet alaska 11/4/2008 10:00:33 PM charly 123 born 1995 school elians nice fun jejeje cool spain 10/16/2008 11:37:16 AM didier nice USA 10/1/2008 9:45:29 PM sammie bagley very cute and funny USA 8/31/2008 8:51:09 PM HUGH GEE RECTION sounds like u had fun writing it JOCKEY STRAP 6/18/2008 7:29:31 PM jesus that was funny your last sentence and why the heck doenst my comments go through argentina 6/3/2008 7:50:50 PM Lee Funny one indeed - liked the read, thanks! Aus 12/17/2007 10:03:01 AM sumer i love it but i might get some ideas from it florida wellington 12/16/2007 1:34:58 PM brad you go girl! USA 10/14/2007 10:19:32 AM Sara this is so cute you have what it takes to make it big..!! USA 10/14/2007 10:19:10 AM thelma So cute Emily we need a few laughs now and again. australia 9/29/2007 7:43:48 AM Tom Hadensburgh OMG i love this! usa 9/29/2007 7:39:01 AM emily this is so funny and true you have a good sense of what is funny and how to write it down. usa 9/29/2007 7:38:00 AM Meriki Parkinson Cute! M* Australia 9/23/2007 9:08:31 PM     Send this poem to your Friends and Family           Use the following form to support the author by sending this poem to your friends, family and co-workers. Each time that you forward this poem to another friend of yours, the poet will earn marketing credits to get their poem pages displayed even more on the Internet.    Your Name:    Friend's Email:    Note:         Have this poem read to you by one of our Poets! Rate this Poem 1 - Average 2 3 4 5 - Award Winner Votes: 3      Average Rating: 4.33333333333333      points: 13 HELP THIS AUTHOR OUT BY COPYING THE FOLLOWING HTML CODE INTO ANY WEBPAGE <a href = "http://www.voicesnet.org/displayonepoem.aspx?poemid=119009">Click here to visit VoicesNet.com to read the poem called "Dead Bug" by J. Plottes, USA</a>