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EY-UP MI DUCK "Nottingham, Derby Dialect"
~~~~Nottingham-Derby Dialect.~~~~
The bar at hand, "Ooz next t- serv,"
"Ey-up mi duck" is now heard.
"Taitered uh," is stated clear,
"Wot ya wont, wi ya beer?"
From the menu shown before,
comes the order clear and sure.
"Footuppabitt, ya battin on,"
pronounced so clear and very strong.
"Yoav buntitt," words so brought out,
"Gee-over wittle," stated in shout.
"It a'nt noat-lyke wattya sedd,"
"Doazi bogga, eez thee-edd."
A table found with no reserve,
there to rest and observe.
Together with a pint of stout,
whilst chefs prepare and dish out.
Time arrives, soul at hand,
the table there she does command.
"Utch-up mate," she does state,
delivering food upon the plate.
"Dinnuz reddeh," clearly heard,
as the dish is placed and served.
"Bobbar, ittle bunya dear,"
said within the atmosphere.
She turns away dressed in black,
and to the kitchen now makes track.
"Eh lowked gone-aht at mey, eh did,"
"Ya koddin duck, a'nt ya kid."
"She-werra krakker," comment made,
from a lad with lemonade.
Detected words, "Yo swawni bogga,"
to the lad from his madeup mother.
A call upon the local bar,
within the ground and not too far.
Drowned with local dialect,
no way easier to detect.
Lead Us Not Into Trent Station!!
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