Profoundly Incredible Lunar Landing

Mission astronaut felt an eerie chill!
Exploration on his first launch was the ultimate thrill!
G forces could not keep him from his flight drill.
Absence of gravity he handled with skill.
Looking for something not run of the mill?
Over and over the reluctant crew he did grill?
Mysterious previous sightings - were they just so much swill?
All the old rumors he did spill?
Nearly as large as Brazil?
Impressive beyond all belief from their lunar bastille?
Absolutely silent and still - until
Culminating with the distant sighting from the moon of the ego of Dr. Phil!