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Bill Clinton's Secret Gift for Kim Jong-il, a poem by Hubert Wilson, USA Other Political, War, International Poems Other Humorous Poems All Collections Dual Categories This Poet Countries Categories: Political, War, International Poems & Humorous Poetry Viewed 533 times Author: Hubert Wilson, USA Share Poem Bill Clinton's Secret Gift for Kim Jong-il Distracted Bill Clinton almost forgot! For he kept noticing a shapely young female North Korean aide alot! Diminutive Kim in his high chair wondered? Just why the flirting former President almost blundered? Was the 'Silver Fox's' secret gift really unique? Perhaps extra EXTRA large sunglasses to enhance his slight physique? Maybe six inch hydraulic shoe lifts with power boost? His amorous national image with these could never be reduced? Could it be a special American sensual device? Hearbeat of the 'Dear Leader' skipped not once - but twice! Giving dallying Clinton a stiff elbow reminding nudge, Further fantasizing, could it be - replacing Paula as an American Idol judge? Kim hurriedly opened an aroused Clinton's nearly forgotten gift! Like his reputation as a lover - he was ultra swift! Inside Kim did childishly but happily grab - Six junior pant suits in various shades of olive drab! Wanton Bill explained all had been retailored from only one of Hillary's pant suits - Even with matching boots! Click to purchase Print 157528 0 Other Author Poems Kindergarten Catastrophe Now On the Other Side Graves of Magadan Recent Site Documents LIFE GOES ON! Joke by: Drsudarsan Prasad mosquito mission Blog by: Veena Khurana Camp here I come!!! Blog by: Alexandra Todorovic Table Tennis Blog 29\7\2010. Blog by: Paul Butters Awakened desire Blog by: Pattra Shuwaswat "The Color of Colors" Blog by: Marvenea Rainwater Breaking Free from the Past Short Story by: Chad Browne         If you like this poem, post a message below to the poet!   To Respond, enter a note and then click the "Post Response" button below   Your Response:   Your Name   Your Country       Here are the previous Messages left about this Poem From Comment about poem or author Response Country Response Added   Send this poem to your Friends and Family           Use the following form to support the author by sending this poem to your friends, family and co-workers. Each time that you forward this poem to another friend of yours, the poet will earn marketing credits to get their poem pages displayed even more on the Internet.    Your Name:    Friend's Email:    Note:       Have this poem read to you by one of our Poets! Rate this Poem 1 - Average 2 3 4 5 - Award Winner Not Rated Yet HELP THIS AUTHOR OUT BY COPYING THE FOLLOWING HTML CODE INTO ANY WEBPAGE <a href = "http://www.voicesnet.org/displayonepoem.aspx?poemid=157528">Click here to visit VoicesNet.com to read the poem called "Bill Clinton's Secret Gift for Kim Jong-il" by Hubert Wilson, USA</a>