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Your Woman. My Woman! Your Wife - AN EYEFUL?, a poem by Hubert Wilson, USA Other Free Verse Poems Other Free Love Poems All Collections Dual Categories This Poet Countries Categories: Free Verse Poems & Free Love Poetry Viewed 430 times Author: Hubert Wilson, USA Share Poem Your Woman. My Woman! Your Wife - AN EYEFUL? That pesky public health officer was back again. Just like that darn so sensitive area itching rash. Demanding to know her whereabouts! Something about imminent danger to public health and safety. Only this time he was really desperate! Visibly more frantic! He was losing it! Even Alabama authorities had orders to quarantine her. National Guard troops were searching the entire state. Said the usual drugs would not work? Guess her favored stinging spray and rise With straight chlorine bleach would no longer kill it? Was frequent use of an aersol industrial strength insecticide next? Your woman. My woman! Your wife? She later staggered back to the seedy Montgomery Motel. This time to the correct room. A previously startled priest in one mistaken room had been so understanding! She helped get the dirty smelly toliet seat from around his neck, But that was another story as he had more immediate concerns! He then realized that he was 'packing' something extra down there? He had a third 'little boy'? It wasn't crawling? So it could not be a large cockroach like before? Screaming as a cold round object fell out, Slowly rolled across the filty bathroom floor, And then just looked right back at him? It was her glass eye on the loose once more - Just like her! She smiled with one eye socket covered by an improvised gin label eye patch! Chuckling as she poured a shot of tequila over it. Licked the glass eye longingly And then quickly killed the shot after Popping the errant glass piece back into place! Laughing heartily as she taunted him that he needed a drink Almost as much as she did - Almost - But not quite! Maybe NEXT time? Your woman. My woman! Your wife - AN EYEFUL? The things - and the people - he would do for - and to - his country? Click to purchase Print 158168 0 Other Author Poems Secrets of the Lady Suzanne Maple Leaf Mail Enhancement Lusting for Pinkie's Recent Site Documents LIFE GOES ON! Joke by: Drsudarsan Prasad mosquito mission Blog by: Veena Khurana Camp here I come!!! Blog by: Alexandra Todorovic Table Tennis Blog 29\7\2010. Blog by: Paul Butters Awakened desire Blog by: Pattra Shuwaswat "The Color of Colors" Blog by: Marvenea Rainwater Breaking Free from the Past Short Story by: Chad Browne         If you like this poem, post a message below to the poet!   To Respond, enter a note and then click the "Post Response" button below   Your Response:   Your Name   Your Country       Here are the previous Messages left about this Poem From Comment about poem or author Response Country Response Added   Send this poem to your Friends and Family           Use the following form to support the author by sending this poem to your friends, family and co-workers. Each time that you forward this poem to another friend of yours, the poet will earn marketing credits to get their poem pages displayed even more on the Internet.    Your Name:    Friend's Email:    Note:       Have this poem read to you by one of our Poets! Rate this Poem 1 - Average 2 3 4 5 - Award Winner Not Rated Yet HELP THIS AUTHOR OUT BY COPYING THE FOLLOWING HTML CODE INTO ANY WEBPAGE <a href = "http://www.voicesnet.org/displayonepoem.aspx?poemid=158168">Click here to visit VoicesNet.com to read the poem called "Your Woman. My Woman! Your Wife - AN EYEFUL?" by Hubert Wilson, USA</a>