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4 little ditties
Butter Bowl Mess
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Eating the butter right out of the bowl,
Using a chop stick no less!
Why is it children can never be told,
To stop making a damn awful mess?
The Pit
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Red hot flames and seething coals,
With screaming wails and keening bells,
Resound the cries of all damned souls,
In deep dark shafts of pitch black hells.
Humble Pie
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Money I have and want to buy,
But ladies at the cake shop sigh,
"Sorry sir, but I must deny,
For we can't sell you humble pie."
Timber Toed
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All the independent witnesses,
Were requested to come forward;
And validate the consequences,
Of being clumsy and awkward.
Colin Fiat.
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