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Maple Leaf Mail Enhancement, a poem by Hubert Wilson, USA Other Allegory Poems Other Humorous Poems All Collections Dual Categories This Poet Countries Categories: Allegory Poems & Humorous Poetry Viewed 306 times Author: Hubert Wilson, USA Share Poem Maple Leaf Mail Enhancement Mine became so much bigger! Go figure? I was in such a funk! Who would have 'thunk'? That rushed mail order in a plain wrapper Could make me at first so much happier? Previously some women had complained. Their interest often waned! Many would laugh At my small gaffe! A few would even cry. I thought I would just die! Then, came that Canadian pharmacy email. They said I could grow and prevail Everyday if I took their little pill. Before long I would thrill. Around the clock To me the ladies would flock! And, it was true For soon - it just grew and GREW! With any lady I could last for endless hours. Such were my fabled powers! No matter the position I was a virtual contorting magician! My old social life I shed. About unique me in adult magazines people read! Next the ultimate status another could bestow - Oprah wanted all alone on her show! So much - then too, too much Had me in a clutch! I could not take it any more. The ladies I'll always adore, but this was becoming a chore! My life with those little pills became totally entwined. Sadly, women only wanted me for my enhanced huge brain and mind! Click to purchase Print 160387 0 Other Author Poems Lusting for Pinkie's Ghostly Lament of Dr. Samuel Johnson Bill Clinton's Secret Gift for Kim Jong-il Recent Site Documents LIFE GOES ON! Joke by: Drsudarsan Prasad mosquito mission Blog by: Veena Khurana Camp here I come!!! Blog by: Alexandra Todorovic Table Tennis Blog 29\7\2010. Blog by: Paul Butters Awakened desire Blog by: Pattra Shuwaswat "The Color of Colors" Blog by: Marvenea Rainwater Breaking Free from the Past Short Story by: Chad Browne         If you like this poem, post a message below to the poet!   To Respond, enter a note and then click the "Post Response" button below   Your Response:   Your Name   Your Country       Here are the previous Messages left about this Poem From Comment about poem or author Response Country Response Added   Send this poem to your Friends and Family           Use the following form to support the author by sending this poem to your friends, family and co-workers. Each time that you forward this poem to another friend of yours, the poet will earn marketing credits to get their poem pages displayed even more on the Internet.    Your Name:    Friend's Email:    Note:       Have this poem read to you by one of our Poets! Rate this Poem 1 - Average 2 3 4 5 - Award Winner Not Rated Yet HELP THIS AUTHOR OUT BY COPYING THE FOLLOWING HTML CODE INTO ANY WEBPAGE <a href = "http://www.voicesnet.org/displayonepoem.aspx?poemid=160387">Click here to visit VoicesNet.com to read the poem called "Maple Leaf Mail Enhancement" by Hubert Wilson, USA</a>