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I'm the Grate Pretender?, a poem by Hubert Wilson, USA
Break Ups Poems & Love Sad Poetry
Hubert Wilson, USA
I'm the Grate Pretender?
Stay up late.Can't remember the last time I ate?Lost a lot of weight.Feel considerably less than great!Sometimes irate.Other times more sedate.If my life I would rate.Just a pathetic state!With my soul mate,I can't even attempt to procreate!There is no debate.Like the 'Balloon Boy's' story, I completely deflate!Surely others can relate?It's even affected by gait!Alcohol by the crateDoes not sate!Have I become the object of their hate?Making my eyes widely in confusion dilate!Even if I moved to far away Kuwait,My woes would still translate!What will be my miserable fate?I must know what will eventually happen to obnoxious Jon and Kate - plus their eight?Please? Please?? Please???
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